2023 JUNE (Early) Online Sale

DISTORTED HUMOR (USA) (1993). 8 wins to 1m, Churchill Downs H., Gr.2. Champion Broodmare Sire in USA/Can in 2017 & 2021. Sire of 1598 rnrs, 1226 wnrs, 168 SW, inc. Funny Cide, etc. Sire of the dams of SW Life is Good, Arrogate, Art Collector, Happy Saver, Guarana, Carrick, Emotion Orpen, Golden Sixty, Humorada Negra, Vega One, Elate, New Money Honey, Practical Joke, Takaful, Catch the Cocktail, Moanin, Constitution, Humor Acido, Book Review, etc.

1st dam

CLASSIC OLYMPIO, by Olympio. 6 wins-3 at 2-to 7f, US$336,578, Hollywood Park Moccasin S., L, Santa Anita Stormy But Valid H., L, Anoakia S., L, Pimlico Contrary Rose S., L, 2d Santa Anita Santa Ynez S., Gr.2, La Habra S., L, 3d Hollywood Park Railbird S., Gr.2, Santa Anita Santa Paula S., L, 4th Laurel Safely Kept S., Gr.3, Santa Anita Cascapedia S., L. Half-sister to MR. FELIPE, Dewey's Trick. Dam of 12 foals, 10 to race, 7 winners, inc:-

CLASSIFY (f by Unbridled's Song). 9 wins at 5½f, 6f, US$336,323, Fair Grounds Dr AB Leggio Memorial S., L, Monmouth Incredible Revenge S., L, Evangeline Downs Tellike S., L, Oaklawn Park Spring Fever S., L, Remington Park Flashy Lady S., L, 2d Remington Park Filly & Mare Sprint S., L, Fair Grounds Pan Zareta S., L, 3d Arlington Park Pink Ribbon S., L, Oaklawn Park Carousel S., L, 4th Keeneland Giant's Causeway S., L.

SIMPLIFY (f by Pulpit). 4 wins-1 at 2-at 4½f, 6f, US$261,658, Saratoga Loudonville S., L, 2d Lone Star Park Cinemine S., L, Valid Expectations S., L, Saratoga Geyser Spring S., L, 3d Churchill Downs Debutante S., Gr.3, Fair Grounds Dr AB Leggio Memorial S., L, Pan Zareta S., L, 4th Mountaineer Park West Virginia Secretary of State S., L, Belmont Sometime Thing S., L, Oaklawn Park Carousel S., L. Dam of 7 winners-

SIMPLE SURPRISE (f Cowboy Cal) 4 wins-2 at 2-at 5f, 5½f, US$185,446, Saratoga Bolton Landing S., L, 3d Oaklawn Park Instant Racing S., L, Fair Grounds Mardi Gras S., L. Dam of-

GUNITE (c Gun Runner) 8 wins-2 at 2-to 7f, US$1,249,509, 1,125,000SAR, 734,000Dhs, to 2023, Saratoga Hopeful S., Gr.1, Amsterdam S., Gr.2, Keeneland Perryville S., L, Churchill Downs Aristides S., L, Oaklawn Park King Cotton S., L, Churchill Downs Harrods Creek S., L, Maxfield S., L, 2d Saratoga H Allen Jerkens Memorial S., Gr.1, Saratoga Special S., Gr.2, Al-Janadriah Riyadh Dirt Sprint, Gr.3, 3d Meydan Dubai Golden Shaheen S., Gr.1, 4th Breeders' Cup Dirt Mile, Gr.1.

OPTIONALITY (f Gun Runner) 3 wins at 2, US$193,798, Remington Park Trapeze S., L, Zia Park Princess S., L, 2d Oaklawn Park Martha Washington S., L, 4th Ellis Park Audubon Oaks, L, Remington Park Flashy Lady S., L.

Simply Sovereign (f American Pharoah) 3 wins-2 at 2-from 6f to 1m, US$79,235, 2d Remington Park Trapeze S., L.

 Tricky One. 2 wins-1 at 2-at 5f, Churchill Downs Allowance, 4th Churchill Downs Debutante S., L. Producer.

 Bubbles Marigold. 9 wins-1 at 2-to 1200m in Panama.

 Counterspy. Winner at 2 in 2022 in U.S.A.

 Super Simple. Winner at 2, US$89,460 in U.S.A.

Seeker (g by Hard Spun). 9 wins-1 at 2-from 5½f to 1m, US$284,212, 3d Belmont Nashua S., Gr.2, 4th Breeders' Cup Juvenile Sprint, L.

 Just the Tap (g by Tapit). 3 wins to 7f in U.S.A.

 Omnitap (f by Tapit). 2 wins at 1m in U.S.A. Dam of 6 winners-

AIR STRIKE (c Street Sense) 3 wins from 7f to 8½f, US$338,810, Santa Anita Triple Bend S., Gr.2, 2d Zia Park Derby, L, 4th Saratoga Forego S., Gr.1, Del Mar Bing Crosby S., Gr.1, Lone Star Park Steve Sexton Mile S., Gr.3.

HOME BREW (c Street Sense) 5 wins-2 at 2-from 6f to 9½f, US$482,545, to 2022, Monmouth Pegasus S., L, Oaklawn S., L, Churchill Downs Bourbon Trail S., L, 4th Mountaineer Park West Virginia Derby, Gr.3.

 Bold Tactics. 2 wins at 1m, 8½f, US$160,790, 4th Parx Racing Cathryn Sophia S., L.

 Day Trade. Winner at 2 in 2022 in U.S.A.

 Girardi. Winner at 6f in U.S.A.

 Jo Marie. Winner at 8½f, US$124,411 in U.S.A.

 Zargaux (c by Tapizar). Winner at 6f in U.S.A.

 Blonde Humor (f by Distorted Humor). Winner. See below.

 Classy Shipman (c by Midshipman). Placed at 3 in 2022 in U.S.A.

 Hillbilly Kitten (f by Kitten's Joy). Unraced. Dam of-

 Top Gun Tommy. 5 wins-1 at 2-from 7f to 8½f, US$207,520, to 2023 in U.S.A.

2nd dam

PALM BEACH DEWEY, by Talc. 8 wins from 6f to 8¼f, US$151,850, Aqueduct Allowance-twice, Belmont Allowance. Three-quarter-sister to Crown and Tear's, half-sister to Lilac's Star (dam of QUEEN OF MILLBROOK),  Methodology (dam of CLARAMOUNT HILL),  Princess Halo (dam of PRINCESS DIXIE). Dam of 7 foals, all winners, inc:-

CLASSIC OLYMPIO (f Olympio) 6 wins. See above.

MR. FELIPE (c Afternoon Deelites) 2 wins at 2, Golden Gate Malcolm Anderson S., L.

Dewey's Trick (f Mazel Trick) 4 wins to 7½f, US$180,980, Del Mar Allowance, 2d Turfway Park Weekend Delight S., L. Producer.

Race Record: Winner at 6½f, US$104,340 in Canada.

Produce Record: Dam of 6 named foals, 4 to race, all winners.

2012  Iterate (c by Fastnet Rock). Unraced.

2013 Slipped by Commands

2014  Did You Wink (f by So You Think (NZ)). Unraced. Dam of-

 Blondie's Secret. Winner at 1200m in 2022-23 in Aust.

2015  Blonde Disposition (f by Pierro). 2 wins at 1200m, 1450m, 2d MRC Polytrack H.

2016  Areyoulistening (g by Zoustar). 6 wins at 1000m, 1100m, A$155,365, to 2022-23 in Aust.

2017  Chosen Blonde (f by Choisir). 4 wins at 1000m, 1100m, A$219,815, to 2022-23, SAJC Thomas Farms H., Guinness H., Furphy P., 2d MVRC Sweeney Estate Agents H., SAJC Magic Millions 2YO Sale H., Furphy H., Peter Elberg Funerals H., Autumn Racing Carnival H., 3d MVRC Ladbrokes Switch H., MRC Dash for Cash H., SAJC Grand Syndicates - Join Team Grand H., Furphy H.

2018  Sumnamilla (f by Rubick). 2 wins at 1100m, 1200m in 2022-23, 3d BRC TAB Venue Mode H., Ipswich TC TAB P.

2019 Slipped by Pride of Dubai

2020 Missed to Bolt d'Oro

2021 (c by Omaha Beach (USA)).

2022 (c by Merchant Navy).

Missed in 2020; slipped in 2013, 2019.

Served by Tagaloa. Date of last service, 11.11.2022.